David & Goliath, creators of logo t-shirts emblazoned with such gems as ‘Mullets get chicks’ and 'Boys are smelly' have teamed up with streetwear label Vans to create some very groovy footwear. The special edition Vans Mary J comes in red, white or black with the trademark Vans checkerboard trim and a David & Goliath design inside (and a free wristband, for your inner 15-year-old Avril Lavigne fan). If you want even more obvious David & Goliath branding, ASOS is carrying their converse-like sneaker with the (in)famous 'boys are stupid, throw rocks at them' logo.