LouisFans of Louis Vuitton, we're beginning to believe that Marc Jacobs and co. are going a bit stir crazy. Nobody can blame the brand for trying to do something a bit less obvious than whacking a monogram on a pair of mules and flogging them to social climbers, but did they really need to go as far as this? We bring you the Scottish Derby shoe. We can't help but admire the novelty appeal, but what exactly would you wear these with? Answers on a postcard...

Sadly, ELuxury don't ship to the UK yet, but if the mood takes you, the shoes are available from Louis Vuitton boutiques across the country from something in the region of £500.