Monkton

Chances are you have already...
a) Received this as a birthday card
b) Bought it as a mug
c) Made it your computer screensaver or
d) Stuck it to your fridge with a magnet for 6 months (or is that just me?)
If you happen to be a shoe fan who hasn't succumbed to the wisdom of Edward Monkton yet, have a look here, and buy useless junk with 'The Shoe of Salvation' on here.