At Robert Cary-Williams show, models strutted to music full of obscene language, with lights that went up and down like a yoyo, highlighting the concept clothing that'll never make it past the catwalk - huge mirrored cummerbunds, dresses containing plasma screens, and huge accessories made from what looked like antique boat sails (or perhaps they were kites). The shoes, however, were slightly more wearable, and the good news is the fabulous calf-length grey boots and high heeled D'Orsays were from the Robert Cary-Williams for Topshop range (not yet available, of course). Affordable shoes from the LFW catwalk? Now that is a result!