It's Ugly Shoe Of The Week time again, and this week the fuglies comes courtesy of Jennifer 'I never was JLo, even though it's what I called my album and my fashion brand' Lopez. These $200 wood, acrylic and lucite shoes are described by the retailers as being "the only shoes in the world that can be worn with every outfit, in every season, and with any color". They forget to add "and look equally awful with each and every one". The glass slipper should be left to Cinderella, take note, La Lopez.