Uglycork I cannot take credit for finding this monstrosity of ugly shoe-ness. It comes courtesy of Fabulous Girl, who put it perfectly by saying this is just 'a wedge too far'. If it wasn't enough that the wedge / platform combo are so high you run the risk of doing a Naomi and falling flat on your face, what is going on with all that cork? Still, I suppose it could be worse. They could have used perspex.