Luc Berjen Rip-Offs
Because I have an ego the size of a small country, I like to think it's because of me that everyone is ripping off Luc Berjen. It's not, of course. It's because Luc Berjen makes great wedges, and wedges are this season's key shoe. Alas, one day I'll have such influence! Office are stocking a £34.99 wedge with a tie on the ankle, just like Berjen's signature style but a hell of a lot more affordable. If you want the real thing (join the queue), Viva La Diva are still stocking Luc Berjen wedges for £159. And I still want them (in green, please?).