FuglyySince the $110.95 Diverse 'Jockey' has left us completely speechless, we're leaving it up to you. Fill in the blanks and leave us a comment!

"Oh my God. These shoes make me ______. I can't believe they're ________. Anyone who buys these shoes needs _________. Who the hell decided ________? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least ________. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really __________."