Ugly Shoe Of The Week - Fill In The Blanks

FuglyySince the $110.95 Diverse 'Jockey' has left us completely speechless, we're leaving it up to you. Fill in the blanks and leave us a comment!

"Oh my God. These shoes make me ______. I can't believe they're ________. Anyone who buys these shoes needs _________. Who the hell decided ________? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least ________. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really __________."

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Ugly Shoe Of The Week - Fill In The Blanks - Comments

  • Cy

    Oh my God. These shoes make me puke, laugh and cry all at the same time. I can't believe they're existing somewhere, maybe not so far from my precious feet. Anyone who buys these shoes needs a brain transplant or a serious sense of humour. Who the hell decided that these uglies were sellable? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least the WAGS have something to put on their feet that will please theirs brainless boyfriends. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really lighten up my day."

  • "Oh my God. These shoes make me think about cherry pie. I can't believe they're in public. Anyone who buys these shoes needs glasses. Who the hell decided to sell these shoes for kangaroos? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least too expensive for people to buy. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really showed me that kangaroos actually CAN wear shoes.."

  • Ronnie

    "Oh my God. These shoes make me think about cherry pie. I can't believe they're in public. Anyone who buys these shoes needs glasses. Who the hell decided to sell these shoes for kangaroos? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least too expensive for people to buy. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really showed me that kangaroos actually CAN wear shoes.."

  • "Oh my God. These shoes make me shudder with discust. I can't believe they're real. Anyone who buys these shoes needs to be fitted for a straight jacket. Who the hell decided that these would sell? What were they thinking? Ah well, at least ... no, there IS no AT LEAST. Thanks Shoewawa, you've really ruined my appetite."

  • Stephanie

    Perfect for Laser Tag!

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