Come on ladies. Let's put on our best fake smiles and get all excited about a pair of trainers! I have a bit of a soft spot for these 'Rover' lace-ups (£65 by FCUK), probably because they're the perfect poser trainers (sport? pshh!). They have a groovy geometric pattern on the sole, and come in two colourways. Pink, and 'Blue', which, judging by the pictures, is actually green.