Nautical but Nice

It's around this time of year that all the glossies bash out some kind of 'sailor chic' feature, littered with red, white and blue clothes and lots of Jean-Paul Gaultier stripes. The best thing about these shoots is how completely inappropriate the outfits are for people who actually know their port from their starboard. Like these $565 Christian Louboutin 'Sea Legs' seersucker heels. Gorgeous they may be, but can you imagine trying to get on a boat in them?