SailorIt's around this time of year that all the glossies bash out some kind of 'sailor chic' feature, littered with red, white and blue clothes and lots of Jean-Paul Gaultier stripes. The best thing about these shoots is how completely inappropriate the outfits are for people who actually know their port from their starboard. Like these $565 Christian Louboutin 'Sea Legs' seersucker heels. Gorgeous they may be, but can you imagine trying to get on a boat in them?