Spff
You're on a girls' holiday, the booze is flowing, and your mates are deciding the terms of this year's pulling competition. You've not got the time to be messing around with mindles flirting and small-talk. You've got a fortnight at most, and sometimes people need things spelling out to them. Well that's what these shoes do. With every step, the £5.99 flip-flops from Girls Stuff write 'sex please' in the sand. Shame they couldn't fit 'but only if you're rich, good looking, generous, funny and have a really great personality' on there too.