According to the blurb, RSVP's 'Irina' sandal ($74.95) is "a wild slide with a hot and fresh design". And there was me thinking it was a strange frilly deckchair for the feet. Wooden sandals like this are hard enough to wear without adding strange padded ankle straps and stripey prints. The yellow is the worst the bunch, and you might just get away with the other colours if you're on your way to film a Ja Rule music video. Otherwise, step away from the scary clog sandals. It's just not worth it.