MissstrainerYou could describe these Miss Sixty trainers as ‘interesting and adventurous’. Or maybe ‘colourful and inventive’. If you really wanted to push it, you could even say they were ‘Pucci-esque’. Then again, you just call a spade a spade and say they’re the ugliest trainers you’ve laid eyes upon. Ever. We're thinking most people are taking the latter option - the price has just been slashed to £30. [Toni Stokes]