The Wedge of Doom
I contemplated saving these for Ugly Shoe of the Week, but I knew if I did legions of wedge fans the world over would descend on me with a torrent of abuse. It's happened before, it'll happen again! What I will say is this: if you must wear these $30 'nicoli' wedges, you do so at your own risk. Hospitals are understaffed, and we don't need you crowding the emergency room with your broken ankle and bruised ego. If in doubt, leave it to the stiltwalkers.