MsuglyCalling all Vikings and Knights Templar – whoever has lost a heavily studded battle sandal, please reclaim your property. And hide it far, far away. Preferably in a cave. Perhaps designer Robert Clergerie is asking $375.95 for these shoes because they really are relics from some style-void era? Note to designer: next time please tout them on the Antiques Roadshow. [Mandy Saven]