JessshoesIf there's anything more likely to send me running for the hills, it's a pair of shoes 'in the style of Jessica Simpson'. She may be rich, incredibly canny (she can't be that stupid, really?) and an absolute pro at walking in heels, but the girl does have a tendency to pick out chunky hooker heels just for the sake of a few extra inches. Still, if the clodhopper look floats your boat, these wedges are only £25.