Louboutin's Heavy Metal
When you spend all day looking at accessories, you eagerly await the moment something even the tiniest bit imaginative pops up. Even if it's these slightly hideous £460 Christian Louboutin platforms. With their 'textured metal' heels, they're the epitome of car crash couture. You don't want to look, but you're compelled to. They might look good on the pages of a magazine, but if I wore these on a night out my friends would make me walk a few metres behind them. And even then they'd hear me loud and clear.