An email from a fellow shoe fiend reminded me about Alexandra Neel and her overtly feminine, sexy shoes. The perfectly named 'Lingerie' D'Orsay ($570) harks back to an era of steam-set curls and red lipstick, lacy slips and seamed stockings. They're the kind of shoes you could imagine Dita Von Teese performing in, or Gwen or Christina wearing while seated in the front row at a Dior catwalk show. In short, if you know there's a peroxided sex kitten just screaming to be let out of you, these shoes will take you part the way. The rest is up to you.