Ugly Shoe Of The Week
Fornarina make some really beautiful shoes. But they also make some complete monstrosities. Take these, for example. I'm not exactly sure where to start. The over-zealous lacing? The two-tone leather? The scary ankle-shoe shape? The heel that even I couldn't walk in? Now here's the hilarious bit (for Shoewawa regulars). They're called 'Lopez' [insert your own Jennifer Lopez / Ugly shoes joke here]. If you want to look like a medieval minstrel gone wrong, the shoes are $157, but frankly I can think of plenty of better ways to spend your hard earned cash. A personal shopper, perhaps?