UglylopezFornarina make some really beautiful shoes. But they also make some complete monstrosities. Take these, for example. I'm not exactly sure where to start. The over-zealous lacing? The two-tone leather? The scary ankle-shoe shape? The heel that even I couldn't walk in? Now here's the hilarious bit (for Shoewawa regulars). They're called 'Lopez' [insert your own Jennifer Lopez / Ugly shoes joke here]. If you want to look like a medieval minstrel gone wrong, the shoes are $157, but frankly I can think of plenty of better ways to spend your hard earned cash. A personal shopper, perhaps?