Santanafug_1These 'Stir' sandals from Carlos by Carlos Santana once cost almost $90 a pair. Who the hell would pay $90 for these? The cheap looking heels, the naff print (on leather, not satin), the fact that they'd go with absolutely nothing...even at their reduced price of $58.99 they scream 'fugly'. I'm sure someone will love them, but as far as we're concerned they're a prime example of why Carlos Santana should have stuck to playing guitar.