UglysubShoewawa reader Geri emailed this one to me, so don't blame me for the nightmares that may ensue if you stare at it for too long. I think she got it spot on when she said "I think my eyes are bleeding." If you want to scare your friends, '1686' from M by Morenatum is $152.95. One reviewer said "People stop me on the street to compliment these shoes." I do worry for Barbara from New York. She's obviously confusing 'compliment' with 'laugh at'.