BronzeswWhat's the female equivalent of a flash git? Because I think it's pretty safe to say that I am one. It doesn't matter that the rest of the world is "like, soooooo over metallics," I still find myself drawn to these Stuart Weitzman boots (available in the UK at Russell & Bromley for £295) and can picture them slouched over my favourite jeans. I'm like a human magpie. If it's tacky and shiny, I want it. Sadly, I can't spare £300 just to satisfy a craving. Fingers crossed they'll be reduced in the sale to a price I can actually afford...