Oh, how I love the blurbs they come up with on shoe websites! Of these Camper flats Schuh say "The upper captures a scene from a small harbour town, possibly in the beautiful island of Mallorca." Mmm. Lovely. But if I want to see Mallorca I'll go to the travel agent, I don't need it staring up at me from my shoes. I have no problem with a nice bit of artwork...just not on my feet, and especially not for £75!
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