Uglyupdate_1I knew it was a mistake to go into TK Maxx yesterday (yes, there's a 'K' in the UK version), but the promise of Paper Denim & Cloth jeans for £20 was too much. Sadly, I had to suffer the distress of witnessing this in order to get my beloved denims. Luckily for you, I had my trusty cameraphone at hand so you all get to go through the terror with me. You will remember the 'Helsinki' boots from Animal, of course, as an Ugly Shoe Of The Week favourite. And I hate to tell you all this, but it seems like they're multiplying.

I've been scarred for life, I swear.