An Ugly Shoe Play...
Tuesday morning, and Ms Shoewawa comes across the Strumpets 'Velma' spats (£140).
Ms Shoewawa: Spats? SPATS?! SPPAAATTSSS?!
Thursday morning, Ms Shoewawa is checking her email and gets one with a link to the exact same spats.
"Saw these, nearly puked. Immediately thought of you! No offence, obv!" - Selina.
It's really lovely to know that you're all looking out for ugly shoes for me, and it's even better when we come across the same things. Spats! SPATS! What is happening to the world?