Heat Wave Platforms

It's such a shame Halloween is so far away, because I've got my Minnie Mouse outfit sorted. Against my better judgement, I couldn't resist mentioning these 'heat wave' platforms from Anthropologie ($168). Theyve got everything I hate in shoes - chunky heels, ugly platforms, naff looking trims and the world's most unflattering colour (yellow) - but for some reason they still called out to me. Call it car-crash couture...you don't want to look, but you have to!