PatentsIf you liked the patent shoes from yesterday but weren't so sure on the platform sole, then feast your eyes on these babies. Quite how you'd walk in them is beyond me, but with the Gucci-esque detail on the back of the heel and the rounded pointy toe, they're equal parts hooker heel and retro pump, and epitomise the idea of a f*ck me pump. Get them from Schuh for £44.99 and please, please keep the rest of the outfit simple!