UglyspecThanks to Shoewawa reader Brittney for sending in these ugly shoes! This must be what swing club regulars wear when they're on holiday (and when I saw 'swing club' I mean retro 40s dancing, you dirty-minded thing). Many ugly shoes make the list because they look like the secret lovechild of two other ill-matched styles, and this is no exception. It's spectator shoe meets grecian sandal. And it's WRONG, especially $525. Henry Bequelin, who are you and what are you trying to do to me?!