Utterly Useless But Utterly Fab.

Have you ever found yourself looking at a pair of shoes and thinking 'I like them, but I can't for the life of me figure out why'. Well I had one such moment when I was skimming through Neiman Marcus online and came across these bizarre court pumps. The embroidered D'Orsay from Franklin Elman are surprisingly eye-catching but nice enough not to attract the bad kind of gazes. I still can't quite figure out what the attraction is. Maybe I never will. Maybe that's the point of them... [Toni Kelly]