Uglyshoe When it comes to selecting ugly shoes, I tend to prefer to go for something designer so I can make the obvious 'you want how much for that thing?' bit. And hoorah, I haven't failed on my designer ugly mission! I know fabric is good this season, that even crochet is getting a bit cool, but this Madra court from Georgina Goodman is just too much. First the hotchpotch fabric and then an ugly as sin stacked wooden heel. So not a good look. And yep, it's time to price gawk - these horrors will set you back £180! [Toni Kelly]