Apparently there's this big football thing coming up soon called The World Cup. You might have heard of it? I know I'll be cheering for England once it all kicks off,  but right now I'm still upset that Soccer Aid has ended and I can no longer see Damian Lewis and Alessandro Nivola in shorts on a nightly basis. Now, I know you're not all as shallow and girly as me, but if you are you can feign serious footy knowledge by learning the offside rule in a simple, girl-friendly way (basically by using shoes as props). We wrote about it a while ago and the backlash was wonderful to behold. So just to make it worse, some nutter's gone and make a visual representation of it...