Uglyc_1What do you get when you cross a docksider and a croc? Footwear's worst nightmare, that's what! I know that crocs are comfortable and let you feet breathe and are brilliant if you're on your feet all day, but that doesn't stop them being ugly. And this is taking them even further into fuglydom. Many thanks to Ronnie, who emailed them to me after finding them on eBay.

ps. I love your suggestions, but please stop sending in irregular choice shoes for USOTW. I think I've received every single shoe they make now!