A letter to Marc Jacobs.
Marc, we need to talk. Don't get me wrong, I adore you. My readers adore you, and everyone who's ever interviewed you has spoken of how cool and sweet and humble you are. There's no denying you know fashion. Louis Vuitton put all their faith in you and you made their label cool again (I'm sorry Vanessa Feltz almost ruined that for you). Sofia Coppola, your muse, is definitely cool despite the whole Marie Antoinette thing. And Zooey Deschanel rocks you clothes all the time and I love her too. But really, Marc, the granny sandals and monster platforms were enough. Now you're bringing out JELLY GLADIATOR SANDALS? Are you doing this to test me? Is that what this is? What did I do to you?! Ms Shoewawa.