AsosbrugesOh look! ASOS.com are selling patent shoes with cork heels and platform soles. Who'd have thunk it?! I'll spare you the usual blurb about them being just slightly similar to the Christian Louboutin Bruges shoes worn by the Olsen Twins, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and the rest of the tabloid babes. You know all that already - I've banged my head against that brick wall again and again and again for the last twelve billion versions of this style. These ones are £35 in red or black. Form an orderly queue...