Blue Glitter 80s pumps at Kate Kuba

These shoes are pure 1980s. They're so 80s that if I bought them I'd be forced to put on lace-trimmed leggings and a slouchy jumper, pull my hair in a side ponytail, swipe on some blue eyeshadow and bright pink blusher and dance around my room to Irene Cara songs. If you like a bit of flashdance fashion, the 'Kelly' shoe is £79 (down from £95) at Kate Kuba. Otherwise, perhaps they're best avoided.