Camper Chicken flip flops

Why did the chicken crossed the road? Well apparently it wanted to become a $123.95 pony skin flip flop that was so bad I really wished it was a joke. Only true novelty fans should walk around with a chicken in between their toes! At first I thought I was seeing things but upon closer inspection I realised that Camper were serious about their 'Twins' which feature a chicken and a rooster. Described on the Zappos.com website as being 'asymmetric, with individual personalities, but inseperable'. I'm now officially lost for words...