This is what happens when dance shoes and wallpaper collide. Apparently, according to Schuh the dance shoe craze is 'refreshing'. I personally think it's a little disturbing, and while the odd fashionista might be able to get away with a white or black pair of these, this is one occasion where I will most definitely not be subscribing to the 'if the shoe fits buy one in every colour' school of thought. The insipid yellow is vile and actual makes me feel a little nauseous! I wouldn't wear them if you paid me.