Ugly Shoe Of The Week

I really don't know what to say about this one. Canny shoe fans will know it's inspired by the (vile) Louis Vuitton sandals sported by Mariah Carey and Sienna Miller...but that doesn't make it nice. A frightful combination of gladiator sandal, calf length boot and stiletto slingback, it's the perfect example of when not to copy a celeb. Excuse me while I go vomit out of the window...