ClompYou know you have fashionista friends when they text you to let you know they've just spotted a girl in chunky wooden Chloe platform wedges struggling to get on the tube (I believe the phrase used was 'she looked like such a twit'). I now can't look at these Aldo offerings without laughing. Though I understand the appeal of such a rise, I value my ankles (and my dignity) and will be giving them a wide berth. Still, if you like your shoes stilt-like, these are more of a bargain than the designer alternative.