I would love to be Jessica Simpson. The girl runs a shoe empire purely by getting her minions to run off cheap versions of the designer shoes she and her mates have been spotted in. First were the oh-so-popular cork platforms (Christian Louboutin much?) and now the wedge platforms on the right, a dead ringer for the Chloe numbers shown next to them but much more accessible for your average Jess fan at only $78.95. I don't know how she gets away with it, but who can blame her...I bet the cash is helping pay her divorce lawyers.