My darling Ms Shoewawa, I know we've had our differences in the past, for which I can not apologise enough. I know that you and your friends have been upset by my apparent crimes towards footwear, and I just wanted you to know that I have been paying attention to your cries for a reprieval. I know I'm not quite there yet. I'm still trying a bit too hard at times...and, well, maybe the elastic was a bad idea...but you've got to admit I've gained some headway with these snakeskin peep toes ($395). I hope these go some way towards fixing our broken friendship. Yours always, Marc Jacobs.
Disclaimer: this letter wasn't really written by Marc Jacobs. Duh.
