River Island are just a wee bit late for the "satin d'orsay-style pump with jewel embellishment" bandwagon - so much so, in fact, that the bandwagon left without them, with Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik and co. all firmly aboard. Designer-alikes these may be, however, but for £49.99, I'm not going to turn my nose up at them. River Island have a few different variations on this style in at the moment, all in jewel-bright colours and with nice sparkly things on the toes, so if you're in the market for this kind of shoe, now is your moment!


