Shivadiva- Boots or Trainers?

I'm confused. I am also a bit disgusted at these trainer/shoe/boot hybrids. It seems a shame to spoil our lovely Shoewawa with items like these, but we must warn you of what is out there.
These Shivadiva offerings, look like they are still trying to work out whether they are shoes or trainers. Poor old Betty Boop is also stuck on the side of them, what would she say? She was the cartoon epitome of sexy (before Jessica Rabbit) and I doubt she would have ever given these her 'Boop boopy doop' seal of approval. They are different, but not in a good way!