Topshop's Padded Flat Boot
They say that a problem shared is a problem halved; and I'm hoping that in sharing these boots with you I'll stave off the otherwise inevitable and horrific nightmares.
Topshop - usually known for their fabulous (if overpriced) wares - may have gone mad. Not content to simply offer one colour, they were so convinced of the selling power of these padded 'puffa' boots that they're available in 'it' colour grey and navy. Of course, being from Topshop, they're not even cheap. A tribute to your sleeping bag, or footwear du jour for Michelin Man's girlfriend - whatever you call it, they'll set you back £55 a pop.
Feel free to buy them, of course.. but only if you're going to burn them later!