I love patent shoes. Always have and always will, but mainly on little ballet pumps, courts, t-bars, mary janes, basically anything not to over the top. That is why these patent boots are a complete no no. These rather scary dominatrix offerings from Office at the equally scary price of £99.99 just make me think of Elvira. Where and with what would you wear these that wouldn't make you look like you were going to a fancy dress party? Halloween was months ago, we're meant to be looking forward to Christmas!
ASOS red patent bow tie shoes | More Boots | Nina's red patent 'Maddy' wedges
