Retro 'Roller Boots' at ASOS
Remember the days when these were the height of sophisticated cool? Just when we thought it was safe to purge our wardrobes of scrunchies, acid-wash denim and shiny lycra, it seems that 80s extreme is back with a vengeance; and as such, it was only a matter of time before someone thought of these. The culprit this time is ASOS, who insist that these 'Roller Boots' will offer
grazed knees and people pointing and laughing exercise and pure enjoyment. If you believe 'em (you know you want to), they're available in UK sizes 3 to 8 for £60*.
*Dignity not included.