Department stores. They're happy to come up with stupid names for colours (you know, blue becomes cerulean and black becomes charcoal) but now they think we're so stupid they're putting idiot-friendly translations in brackets. Thank you, Neiman Marcus, for letting us know that 'teak' is in fact brown. I'll write that one down so I don't forget. Moving on to the matter at hand, the shoes are actually quite spectacular. They're handpainted lizard-print leather from Valentino, and can be yours for a mere $995.
Valentino flower pumps | Nanette Lepore lizard-embossed heels | Valentino flats
