Oh Irregular Choice...what a shame! It really looked for a moment there like you'd managed to stay on the path of righteousness without so much as a trip-up since the new year, but now you've gone and spoilt it all with this monstrous crime against shoe-manity. I think a pep-talk may be in order to get you back to creating more of those edgy styles you're so good at...
So let's focus on the good points: you were doing so well with the blue and white polka-dots, and we all love a bit of shiny round here. But cute 50s chic and 70s glam don't make easy bedfellows, and that snakeskin effect you've added looks frankly like a disco-ball gone very, very wrong. In fact, let's just forget it ever happened and move on instead to the adorable little mushroom detail pumps: cute, timely, and perfectly in proportion, they have all the IC trappings we know and love. So there's hope of keeping up your resolution yet, Irregular Choice. You can do it!


