Betsey Johnson 'Rene'
Because of their designer's love of all things floral and twee, Betsey Johnson shoes can look a bit too sweet to be wholesome, if you know what I mean. Not these ones, though: they're certainly sweet, but not so sweet that they'll rot your teeth, which is always a good thing. The cobalt blue, as you all know by now, is the colour of the moment, and the red and paler blue accents give these a bit of a kick. Don't worry, though, there's still a floral pattern to be found - it's on the sole, so you can flash some flowers as you walk away in 'Rene'. (Sorry)