Yes, yes, I know that these are just a little bit vile, but there's something of the car crash about them (you don't want to look, but you have to) which makes me want to go into Schuh and try them on. The aptly named - and very disco-esque - 'Travolta plate platform courts' are £69.99 worth of 'look at me...no, really look at me' glam rock. Best worn with something in electric blue with only one shoulder (well, if you're going to do it you may as well do it properly), you're a braver woman than me if you give them a go.
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